Okay, so here's what happened. As you know, I so lovingly accidently turned in one of my porn DVD's in the place of Bridget Jones' Diary. Today I was going to Blockbuster to bring back the movie and get mine back. Oh yeah, I was really looking forward to that.

So I was driving and thinking, "Isn't there a real movie called The Babysitter with like Alicia Silverstone or something? Maybe they'll think it's that one." And then I thought.. probably not, since that version of the movie probably doesn't have pictures of naked chicks on the DVD.

And then I was thinking.. well, at least it isn't called "The Adventures of Pussy and Dick" or something like that. But still.. there's the whole naked chick on the DVD thing going on. There was just no easy way to get out of this situation.

Then I thought I could go there and say something like "Oh, my stupid boyfriend, always playing tricks on me." But please.. isn't it obvious that anyone who rents Bridget Jones' Diary on a Friday night has no love life to speak of?

So I just sucked it up, went in there and got my porn back. The guy handed it to me and I refused to look in his eyes. It might have been one of the most embarrasing moments in my life. It might have topped the time that I burped in history class and everyone thought it was Ryan, who was sitting right in front of me and whom I had a massive crush on.

So I think God is trying to tell me something here. But that still didn't stop me from going to the special video store and renting 3 more.. special movies. Awww yeah, that's what I say.

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So today I was also thinking about something: I completely forgot to be miserable yesterday.

We all know how Saturdays are the most craptastic day for me, but yesterday I forgot. I had an okay day and I didn't even cry once. It's baby steps, people, baby steps.

And I talked to Matt for a few hours. In addition to getting him off, I also beat the crap out of him in Scrabble. The conversation didn't even come close to making me cry. That's just a really nice thing.

Soo, yeeyuh.

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I spent a whole lot of money today. I need to get a job so like.. I can have money to spend money, right? I bought a broom at Target that I'm really excited about. I also bought the Heathers DVD with director's commentary! I'm unnaturally excited about that.

I also bought a whole bunch of diet food stuff. Apparently on this diet thing I'm supposed to eat a lot of steak, which is fine with me. Bring on the steak, that's what I say.

So for the rest of the day, I'm going to clean my apartment, watch Heathers, and look in the newspaper for jobs. If that's not fun.. well, I just don't know how to have fun, then!

WOOO! PARTY!

Anyway.

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Oh yeah. I got a gold membership for this here diary today. Does anyone have any ideas for rings I should start? Cuz that would be fun, oh yes, fun times.

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What was Liz doing a year ago?

"I am counting the days until we leave for Mardi Gras next Friday. We have a Courtyard Marriot waiting for us. And when we get to hotels, well, it's on, if ya know what I mean. We're big fans of king sized beds. Of course, we're staying in Baton Rouge, which is a few hours away from New Orleans, but thats okay. We probably won't be spending much time in N.O. anyway, cuz we're just kooky like that. We just want to gamble, damnit."