So I was watching my new DVD porn, right, and I hear a knock at my door. I get terrified. I think it's the neighbors and they want me to turn my porn down or something, and that's just not a good way to introduce yourself to those around you.

So I have to run into my bedroom and put my pants on, and then I answered the door.

"Hi, do you have a fire extinguisher?"

It was the fire extinguisher guy! And I was like, looking around and expecting cameras to be following me or something. I expected this guy to like bend me over the coffee table and show me his fire extinguisher! He came inside without me asking him to and I'm like, "What the hell? Am I in an alternate reality here or something?" It was very.very.very strange.

But anyway.

I feel better today, just so you know. I made a list of things I need to do, and I'm going to go forth and conquer. I took Matthew off my buddy list. Out of sight, out of mind, right? It's the little things that make me feel better, ya know?

Also, I watched all 19 episodes of My So Called Life (except the Halloween one.. I didn't really think that had anything of interest anyway) in 3 days. And I can confidently say that.. all the episodes mean as much to me now as they did back in the day, when I was 15. Especially the last one.. it wasn't meant to end there! What happened with Angela and Brian? What happened to the new restuarant? What happened with Angela and Rayanne, are they ever friends again?

I love me some Jordan Catalano. He was so sweet and sensitive there at the end, it was so cute! *sigh* I wish there were more episodes for me to watch. I'm an addict. Give me more.

Maybe I'll write my own ending. Cuz I'm a writer, and that's what I do. I used to take the first couple of chapters of the Babysitters Club and make them into dirty stories. I am deviant like that.

Anyway.. I'm sitting here nekkid so I should probably get started on all my stuff today, which mostly includes shopping, and that's good times.

I do hope to get a new layout eventually. I know this one is all sparkly and pretty, but no. I will eventually have something prettiful.

Good times.