I'm feeling all contemplative/nostalgic up in here lately, so the next couple of entries will probably be about that. I know we're all VERY excited about that! Hold on to your pants!

As anyone who's been reading me for a while knows, I'm pretty big on the whole "What I was doing a year ago" thing. I don't know why. It's just a quirk of mine. Like, last year I was trying to get over Matt and get a job, and I was very near (a week away, actually) from getting that craptacular customer service job. And 2 years ago, I was in one of those "I love Matt and he can do nothing wrong" stages that used to be oh so fun.

Anyway, to get to the point, I did an illustrated man list/weird survey 2 years ago, and I'm going an updated version now! Because I have an hour before I have to leave for my job interview and I'm bored! MUAHAHA!

Okay then. This list is not in order.

1. Here are two very attractive people:

I am COMPLETELY fascinated by Jennifer Aniston. I don't know why, but I always have been. My roomate gets annoyed because with every episode of Friends we watch I'm ALWAYS commenting on Jennifer's hair. My lastest hair is inspired by one of Jennifer's looks (NOT THE RACHEL! Geez louise.) and damnit, I'm NOT ashamed.

Oh, and Brad's not bad, either.

2. And here's the man that started it all:

I have loved Tom Hanks since I was 8 years old. He's not sexy in a conventional way, really, but I heart him. Yay Tom!

3. This next one is fairly new:

I don't know what it is about Matthew Perry, but I think he's sexy, when he's not all Chandler'd out in his sweater vests and such.

4. Mmmm:

Come on! I know we all love us some Sebastian Bach. I have never been able to shake this one because damnit, he is just SO HOTT. I know you feel me here.

5. Just admit it: We all loved us some Jordan Catalano. It's nothing to be ashamed of.. he's just so freaking cute when he leans!

*Sigh* Jared Leto, what happened to you?

6. It's Johnny Depp! What else can I say?

7.

Yes. Really.

8. I wish I looked as incredible as Sarah Jessica Parker does in a dress like this:

I know she has that horsie thing going on, but still. She looks amazing.

9. A new addition to the list: Johnny Knoxville, but only when he's not stapling stuff to himself and/or other Jackassian activities:

10. I'm, of course, saving the best for last:

Mmmm, Axl. Always Axl.

Honorable mention: Howard Stern, Gordon Keith, Thomas Jane, Courteney Cox, Amy Lee, Justin Timberlake.

That was fun, right! Well the fun hasn't ended yet! Here's a survey I did 2 years ago, now with updated answers! WOOOHOOO! And keep in mind, for those of you who are new-ish, "BB" stood for "boyfriend boy" who was Matt. Right. And the first answer was my answer two years ago, the italicized answer is my answer today. Woot.

Date: 5/15/02 5/13/04 . (My how time flies!)

Time: 2:57 AM. (BB brings out the night owl in me.) 10:46 AM. At work.

Smells: I don't really smell anything right now! How boring. My boss smoking in the other room. Yuck.

Drinking: Vodka Tonic! Not really. That was a weird answer. Now I'm drinking Coke with my sub that I got for lunch.

Eating: Here's where I brag: Since I've been at BB's for so long, his diet plans are rubbing off on me. I haven't had anything from a drive through in almost 5 days. I haven't had Dr. Pepper in that long, either. I think I'm losing weight, I'm pretty sure I am, but I have to weigh myself to be sure. Yeah, I lost 15 pounds in 2 weeks during that time. But anyway.. I just finished a roast beef sub sandwich.

Wearing: Boxers and a t-shirt. BB is wearing long pajamas and just looking as cute as he can be. I had a job interview today, so I'm wearing my pink job interview shirt and black pants and nice black sandals. But, maybe next time I'll remember this shirt is slightly see-through and perhaps I shouldn't wear a black bra with it. Uh huh. Yeah.

Hair: Long, highlighted, one of my favorite things about my appearance. Mediumish and highlighted. I can't keep my hair in its original state for too long or I just might go crazy.

Makeup: None. The basics.. eyeliner, mascara, blush, lipstick. Yay.

Music: BB's random list of MP3's. So, lots of country and classic rock. My boss is, as usual, listening to country. I don't mind country so much, but this station plays the same thing over and over and it drives me fucking crazy sometimes. And now, just now, "It's Your Love" just came on the radio and it's making me all kinda Matt-crazy because it's our song and crap. Poot.

Movie: I watched American Pie 2 on DVD this morning. It was gigglerific. I'm going to see Mean Girls with my roomate tonight. It will be our first social outing together.

Tomorrow: I will be doing lots of stuff. Tomorrow is Friday. I might hang out at Matt's for a bit. I might work out. Who knows? Muahahaha.

Work: I'm doing a project for my stepdad. He wrote a screen play that is unfortanatly about kids who stop terrorists from taking over the White House. For some reason, I don't think this will go over too well these days. I am an "administrative assistant" (AKA Office Bitch) for my dad's property management company.

Wishes: That Old Friend would call me back and make some solid plans, that we would get done with this project for my step-dad tomorrow, that BB proposes to me on our 5 year anniverary because I just think that would be really appropriate, and I just learned today that there's a high school football game that night, too, so maybe he can propose to me at half-time. Come on! A girl can dream, can't she? Oh lord. How about he breaks up with me two weeks after our anniversary? That works too. Right now my wishes are to find a good and fulfilling job, and to get what it takes to lose weight and gain confidence in myself. And for a new car. Hehehe!

Best friend: BB and Charlie. My mom and Al the new puppy. Matt is still a very good friend, of course, but we don't share in life like we used to. It happens.

Soul mate: Axl Rose. He just doesn't know it yet. I don't know at this point. Right now, I'm feeling very bondy-ish with all the animals in my life. So maybe my soulmate takes the form of a dog or horse, and not in a romantic kind of way, because I'm really not into bestiality. So get your minds out of the gutters, losers.

Siblings: My brother, who is pondering moving to New York and who just messaged me and said he might have just met the new love of his life. So dramatic. Yes. He is always meeting the new love of his life. And he also just got the most gorgues new black Audi. Mmm, material objects.

Location: Currently Plano, TX. Yeah. I was at Matt's house. Now I am HARD at work (as you can tell) in the "heart" of Garland, TX. It's sorta like the smelly armpit of Dallas.

Quote: We had good times and bad times, but we had times. That was from Singles. It's a good movie, and a good quote.

Whats the story behind your diaryland username: Guns N Roses song. Misspelled, but what can you do. "Your daddy works in porno, now that momma's not around!" See, I moved to Austin and changed my name to AustinLiz because that was my identity at the time, and now that I've moved back it doesn't really apply, but I don't want to move my name again because that would be too much work.

Name 5 of your favorite pig out foods: Pizza, Recees Pieces, McDonalds, Peanut Butter Kudos, Any kind of bread-like substance. Taco Cabana, pizza, burritos at Freebirds, cookies at Burger King, movie popcorn. Dangerous question for a fat girl.

Have you ever had a makeover: Not a hardcore one. I want one like Molly Ringwald gave Ally Sheedy. True.

Ever been out of the country: Yes, indeed I have. Not since then.

One thing you're grateful for: The next 3 weeks of no school and no work. Arghh! I was such a dumbass! "NO WORK!" Hello! Anyway. I'm grateful that I have been provided with so many chances in life.

Favorite highschool memory: The night my friend Jenny and I went to a high school football game together. BB was there, but we didn't really like him much (this was a few days after I met him for the first time, but he didn't really figure into this night. Funny when you think about it.), we were there to meet his friend, who stared at my boobs all night and even admitted to doing that. Unfortunately, that guy died a few years later. He was BB's best friend. That was some bad times.

Anyway, Jenny and I enjoyed a little football fun and then Dorkus Boy met us in the parking lot after the game with his friend Even Dorkier Boy. I guess he was trying to be all romantic and mysterious because he drove all of us out to this big field and played romantic songs on his car stereo. It was really dorky, but also it was something I remember fondly. My dad didn't remember the fact that I sat on top of my car fondly, because I dented it forever and rendered it almost impossible to sell. Gotta love those Jettas. I think I pretty much summed it up well.

Describe your dream wedding: Ha! I already did that my friends! Something low-key and inexpensive and different. I don't want one of those fancy shmancy things, damnit!

Would you ever join temptation island: No. I would not. BB might, though. He's deviant like that. Ummm... no.

The school picture you buried in your bottom drawer: The picture of my ex boyfriend. It's not really hidden, but I've pretty much torn up most of them that are around. He's icky. He is a bad person. The picture of me on my 15th birthday, looking so young and pretty and oblivious to that fact. I wish I knew that I was hot back then. Dumbass.

Name one tv character you'd most want to be: ANGELA CHASE! Well, I was her. So, I don't really know. I know this is so dorky of me, but Rachel on Friends. She's hot, she has lots of friends, and she is working her way up in the work world. Yeah, I suck.

Give yourself a pornstar name: Sulky Nickels. Hehe, that sounds like fun.

What do you plan to do this summer: Go to school.. yay. That answer should have been "Get a job so I can get more experience in life." But anyway. This summer I'm going to work and look for a job obsessively. Hopefully I'll find a job more suited to my needs.

Would you ever join real world: I kinda want to, but not really. I don't think I'm hot/psycho enough. Same. Those people are unnaturally hot and I don't think I'd really fit in.

Your typical sleepwear: Boxers and a t-shirt. Same.

How much money do you have in your wallet right now: None in my wallet, $10 in my pocket. I have no cash, but I have a bank card that's getting dangerously low. Thankfully, I get paid tomorrow.

What is your favorite pair of shoes: All of my Docs. But my favorite all time pair of shoes were my Screws. You can read about such things here. I also really liked my black velvet Converses. This answer has not changed!

How was your senior prom: I didn't attend my senior prom. I just didn't see the point.. everyone else were going away to college and it was their last chance to shed their virginity before they left and never saw their boyfriends again.. I had no chance of shedding my boyfriend's virginity, I wasn't going away to college, and I had a much better time playing movie trivia and eating all you can eat Fajitas at the Wild Turkey. Urmm, yeah.

What is your daily before-going-to-bed ritual: Umm sit on my ass on Diaryland, of course. Pretty much the same, actually. Watch the 10:00 rerun of Friends, sit on my ass, brush my teeth, go to bed.

What mood are you usually in: Semi-happy, goofy, shy. Contemplative, nervous, eager, frustrated, anxious.

How long have you have a diaryland: Almost a year, actually. June of last year. Almost 3 years (obviously).

And that is all, thankfully. It is now almost 4 hours later than I started. I've been to a job interview and to lunch in that time. So, hey, rock on.