baby maybe someday
2003-06-25 Rock on, sisters and brothers.

Okay, so my brother's ex boyfriend now lives in my apartments, so he just came by to borrow a corkscrew and he totally came in and made fun of how dirty my place is! What's up with that? Silly homosexuals.

Anyway.

I haven't done a survey in a while. Here's one I just stole from the survey queen herself.

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? The guy in the street who was so drunk that he didn't notice that he was in the middle of a busy street and he was about 2 seconds away from getting run over.

2. What is your weapon of choice? The word "Fuck." People, especially Matt, know they're in trouble when I break the fuck out.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes. Isn't that the point?

4. How about of the same sex? I have been known to do this at certain times in my life.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? The Cussing Lemon Law Man, although I think he was really angry at life in general and not me personally.

6. What is your pet peeve? Homeless people with dogs. Maybe if you had the dog before you were homeless, I'll give you that. But if you obtained a dog so people would feel sorry for you and give you more money.. unforgiveable.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don't really keep grudges. I decided in 9th grade that grudges really don't help anyone, so I just don't play that way. I do forgive, but I don't forget.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Floss.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I dunno.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Alison, Ryan, Amanda, the list goes on and on. At least I called Joe. I was like, "He called me, should I call him back?" And I was all weird about it. But then I was like, "Hello, dumbass, you talk on the phone all day, that's your JOB." And so I called him. And it was good.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I don't feel like cleaning my apartment because I'm just too lazy." Oh, okay, that works.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? No. I hate them. They suck.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 2 hours ago. Worked the arms tonight.. woot.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I'm not really a snooze kinda girl, really. I'm good about keeping an eye on the clock while half asleep, so I can wake up at the proper time. It's good stuff.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Margaritas! Woohoo!

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark, baby! Once you go black you never go back.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Not too much. The whole graduation incident (link above) was only 3 margaritas and look what happened.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? I've been to the Cooper Clinic and stuff like that, but I've never been on Weight Watchers or what have you. I just don't like diets. I prefer to stay fat and eat whatever the hell I feel like. Woohoo, that's what I say.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Uh. Yes.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I think I prefer spicy foods. I can do without the cake and all that, but give me fajitas or enchiladas any day of the week.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "LUNCH!"? I actually can't say that I have. Fun thought, though.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Hmmmm. 3 or 4. I'm not sure. Is that bad?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3 or 4.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah, I'm fascinated by cleavage. I can't help it, I just admire it. I have big boobs and everything, but they're not situated in a way to enhance clevage. They just aren't.

4. Have you "done it"? numerous times in countless positions? Yes, and yes. But only with one person. The other person was just once and 2 positions and both sucked. But with Josh, it was like crazy monkey sex at all times. Ahhh.. sometimes I miss the old bastard.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I agree with Heather on this one.. definitely hands. Mmmm.. hands.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I took a home pregnancy test once. But that's about it.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? 2. And 2 that I ran up like the shopping whore that I am that I no longer use because I'd like to get out of debt at some point in my life.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Does Barnes and Noble count? Ohh, definitely the porn store. They like.. know me by name there. It's a very sad state of affairs.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Quit my job, take Matt to every place he wants to go, buy puppies and books and whatever my mom wants and yeah.

4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Definitely rich. Fuck being famous, bring on the cash!

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? What do you think I'm doing now?

6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes, I went through a big klepto phase when I was 13. It was fun, though! I didn't even think it was a big deal until I got caught. Getting caught takes the fun out of everything.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 300+

PRIDE

1. What are things you've done that you're most proud of? I actually find myself bragging about my Nanowrimo story more often than I thought I would. I wrote that story in 17 days, and I'm so proud of that. I can't even write anything in any amount of time these days, so yeah. And other stuff.

Saving Charlie from imminent death is a big one. Keeping a relationship alive for 5 years used to be a big thing, but I'm not so sure about that anymore. Surviving the past 8 months.. I'm really proud of that. I've put myself through a lot of changes, and I'm coming out of that a better person. Yay, that's what I say.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? They are definitely glad that I finally graduated from college. My mom is proud of everything I do. I think she's proud that I wake up in the morning and go out into the world. My dad is proud that I have an actual job with a mega corporation.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Build my own family. And write the Great American Novel, of course.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, cuz I don't expect anything other than that. I don't have high expectations for myself, you see.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes. How do you think I graduated from college?

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Talked to a million people on the phone and tried to help them the best I could. I'm good on the phone, damnit. And I got called "young lady" twice by old men, one lady said "You sound so young to be able to do all this for me" and fun things like that.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I like Matt's Dodge Ram. I love my brother's dog, too. And my dad's truck. And.. and.. and..

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Ann M. Martin or Christian Slater.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Cameron Diaz in "There's something about Mary." She was cool.

4. Have you ever been cheated on? Two weeks ago I would have said no. Now, I say yes. I have been cheated on. In a major, painful way that sometimes likes to come to me at the most inopportune times of the day. I'm dealing with it.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes. A smaller stomach, how bout.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Unsocial retardation. That is, the ability to not be socially retarded.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? I wish I had come up with the idea for socks. That guy was a genius.

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Sloth.. and I think I actually already did this survey once. But hey, that's okay. Having no short term memory rules!

Rock on.

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