But the time has come that I need to put this porn thing behind me. It's not benefitting my life in any kind of way, except for orgasms, but hey. I'm going to see my manly man on Tuesday night, and I think that will be taken care of without the addition of porn.

I was just going to throw out all my porn, but my brother said to bring it to his house and he'll sell it all on Ebay. My brother is a total Ebay whore, by the way. I really don't want to profit by selling porn, but I'm unemployed, I'll take what I can get.

So here's a little list of the tapes and DVDs I've accumulated over the years. I don't know why I feel I need to share this with you, but here it is:

1. Beverly Hills Blonds Vol. 2 - this tape is BRIGHT ORANGE. It's really annoying.

2. Silent Strangers - I don't think anyone talks in this one.

3. September 2003 Playboy - I just bought it for the articles. Seriously.. pictures don't really do it for me.

4. House of Sleeping Beauties

5. Cherries, Vol. 19 - I am sorry to see this one go. I've had it for a couple of years now. *sad face*

6. Naked Desert - Lots of nakedness in the sand and cactus and such.

7. Girly Video Mag #2 - Bye bye.

8. Best Friends - this is the porn that Natalie found one day when she visited my dorm. She was all like, "What's that movie about?" And I'm all, "Umm, nothing." Yeah. Rock on.

9. Rug Burn - There is one scene in this one that I just really dig. But what can you do.

10. Nouveaux Nymphos #1 - Uh huh.

11. Naked Truth - Ahhh, Janine. How I do love me some Janine.

12. Sweet Surrender - This is a good one too. Wave bye bye!

13. Babysitter 11 - This is the infamous video from the Blockbuster incident.

14. Kissing Kaylan - My first ever porn DVD. Awww.

15. More Dirty Debuatants 2000 - Cherry Rain is in this one. She rocks.

So that is my porn collection. In a few minutes I will be giving it all away. And I bet at least 10 of you will be taking me off your buddy lists now that I have revealed my porn.

The good times never end!