1. I have drugs! I'd like to introduce everyone to new drugs I have in my life:

Lexapro, the drug that cares.

But.. uh oh.. possible side effects include..

*drumroll*

Decreased libido! Not that that's really a problem with me since I'm super perv anyway. But what can you do sometimes.

2. That new song by J Lo is the worst song I've ever heard in my life.

3. I was thinking about selling a kidney on the black market today, but instead I'm just going to sell my prized possessions, like my Robin Hood DVD and stuff like that. I'm poor. I like.. can't even afford gas. It's a sad state of affairs.

4. My DVD player hasn't worked in a month. This is starting to depress me.

5. I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow! Yay!

6. My doctor also thinks I have some kind of ADD. But I don't want that. I thought ADD was for like gothy teenagers. I love how all my stereotypes are bursting open at the seams.

7. I wish I wasn't so broke.

8. I need a job.

That's all I can pull out of my ass today.

*****

What was Liz doing a year ago?

""stupid comments made by Tim Robbins in the last few days," "I'm SOOO sexy," "Corey Feldman," "holiday cheesecake boobs (?)," "BB's love," "Wal-Mart and Sno-Cones," "Guns N Roses," "survey whore," "teacher boobs," "Axl Rose surgery," My personal favorite "DUDE OMG HAVE MY BABY", "why cats are better than dogs double anal penetration (seriously, that was all together.. that disturbs me.)", "BB guns porn," "Rawr french bread pizza", and.. "phallic staplers." Good times, my friend. Good times."