So apparently sleeping nekkid makes you have dreams about being pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby. Which is impossible considering my ex-boyfriend was a virgin, and the last time I checked you have to have sex to get pregnant.

And I told him about it, and he was all "Well I'm sorry but I'm really busy right now," and then I cried and cried and cried. I do that in my dreams. I can spend hours in my dreams crying. It's just lots of fun.

Also, I think Charlie's Angels were in there somewhere.

It was a very disturbing dream and I hope it dies. DIE, PREGNANCY DREAM! I mean, I'm still bothered by it right now. It was just.. blah.. ya know?

I would like to share a song with you that I was really feeling the other day, so here that is. I would like to write more but I sorta have to go to this thing you humans call "work."

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Artist: Stabbing Westward

Song: What Do I Have To Do?

You make it hard to breathe

It's as if I'm suffocating

And when you're next to me

I can feel your heartbeat through my skin

It makes me sad to think

This could all be for nothing

I wish there was a way

A way for you to see inside me

I've never felt this way

About anyone or anything

TELL ME

What do I have to do

To make you happy?

What do i have to do

To make you understand?

What do i have to do

To make you want me?

And if I can't make you want me

What do i have to do?

I know exactly what you're thinking

But I swear this time I will not let you down

I'm not as selfish as I used to be

That was a part of me that never made me proud

Right now I think I would try anything

Anything at all to keep you satisfied

God I hope you see what losing you would do to me

All I want is one more chance, tell me

What do I have to do

To forget about you?